Gay code 101
If your partner asks “what is my least attractive quality?”
Lie your fucking ass off. They feel insecure and even if they are 100lbs over weight or don’t have the whitest teeth, say “[pause] your just so perfect, I can’t think of anything I don’t like.”
Never state the truth.
R.I.P. Robin Williams. Always be remembered… Mrs. Doubtfire, Flubber, Night at the Museum, Dead Poet Society and many other movies…
Will answer if given any
A: Age.
B: Where I’m from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eye colour.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: Random fact about me.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite colour.
P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.
Q: What I’m listening to right now.
R: Last movie I’ve watched.
S: What’s my ringtone.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What my name means.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
Z: Ever self-harmed?
My boo Bayer fell asleep on FaceTime with me. My true Prince Charming. It’s almost been two years! Wow. Can’t wait till he gets back from visiting his parents, been so lonely with out him.
Miss my boo Bayer.. been a week and half since he went to visit his parents. Gets back next Tuesday.
